La Dolce Vita

Politics

Tue, 28 Feb 2006 15:52:41 GMT

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Anarchism

100%

Socialist

75%

Green

75%

Communism

50%

Democrat

25%

Republican

Nazi

Fascism

What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?
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Like all of them, this quiz didn't really ask all the right questions. One of them was "Should gays not be married?" and of course I answered "No." But if I had it my way the question would say "Should people get married?" Why should only certain people be allowed to get married? Everyone should have the same rights, and I mean EVERYONE. I would still have answered "No." I think that everyone has the right to get married, and that no-one should get married. Anyway, there were other questions I didn't particularly think were just "Yes/No" for me, either, but whatever. I think it generally captured my beliefs about as well as anything could without me specifically writing down a constitution to my beliefs (which I will get around to doing eventually), considering my beliefs probably don't fit into any currently existing political viewpoint, but if I took a mixing of all the ones that I do believe in, it would look a lot like the percentages above. The one thing that I think is important to mention is that I believe democracy (in its truest form) and communism (ideally) are, combined, anarchy. I do not consider anarchy to be a total absence of governance, just a total absence of leaders.

Politics

Tue, 28 Feb 2006 15:51:52 GMT

So, Matt had filled out one of those online quizes that tells you where you stand politically. His results pointed towards 100% fascism and 100

Last night...

Fri, 21 Jan 2005 17:40:49 GMT

I saw the most beautifully haunting thing I've ever seen. Memorable.

jesus

Wed, 01 Sep 2004 03:15:12 GMT

i am not putting up with anymore fucking bullshit.
fuck it all.

there is no fuckin' reason i should put myself through any more shit for anybody else.
fuck all you mother fuckers.

i'll do what the fuck i want. and i don't need any of you other assholes, bitches, cuntrag pieces of motherfuckin' shit.

school exists once again

Fri, 27 Aug 2004 17:01:54 GMT

back in school. it's pretty cool.
the dorms rock. wish i lived in them.
living in an apt. at the colony blows.
maybe next year i'll move into one of the dorms. but it'll suck if i do cuz then during summers and winter break and all that stuff i'll have to move back in with my parents. so here's a little thingy i found that you're supposed to fill out or something.

Name Five Random Things On Your Desk:
1. a blue plastic cup
2. an empty budlight can
3. a speaker
4. the computer
5. CD-Rs

Name Four Books On Your Desk:
1. atlas shrugged
2. a heartbreaking work of staggering genius
3. now i know everything
4. zombie00

Name Three CDs On Your Desk:
1. grateful dead - american beauty
2. the cure - pornography
3. the melvins - hostile ambient takeover

Name Two Obnoxious Things On Your Desk:
1. the cable bill. they charged us 6 times for cable this month. which is, obviously, not supposed to happen.
2. evil dead lunch box

Name One Favorite Thing On Your Desk:
1. Led Zeppelin (first album) on vinyl. dad bought it for my mom back in '69 and now i've got it.

oooh

Fri, 23 Apr 2004 19:48:43 GMT

Twenty years, thirty years, forty years, fifty years...
One day...

Tue, 20 Apr 2004 04:22:55 GMT

I know it's only 20 minutes into the day, but here's the quote of the day. No way can it be topped:

Elijah, as he is trying to replace a lightbulb:
"I've been turning this thing for about a hundred years......righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...fuck!...((CRASH))...ok maybe it goes the other way."

Hah.

This apartment is in shambles.

Tue, 20 Apr 2004 01:21:02 GMT

quote of the day:

"You can't play Electro-magnetic Golf according to the rules of Centrifugal Bumble-puppy" -Random IMDB User

Wed, 07 Apr 2004 03:37:01 GMT

For a full update on my life, read today's post here: Cisco210

That's my brother, yo.

Fri, 26 Mar 2004 18:44:02 GMT

wow.
upcoming shows i'd like to go to but probably won't:

Fantomas at The Black Cat
Pink Floyd (Animals) tribute at The Recher
Buckethead (opening for some band that starts with a P that i've never heard but sounds like it could be cool) at The Recher

dung ding dong ding ding

Mon, 22 Mar 2004 04:40:14 GMT

beautiful , man.
just got back from death.
killed myself.
came back
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

whoa.

anyhow. playing through Super Mario World on SNES with Ed this time. currently at world 3. hah.
just got back from a film shoot. "The Mourning of Sunday."
fun experience.
some guy there looked like Vin Diesel and was HILARIOUS!
i take that back.
Vin Diesel WAS there.
no look-a-like.
hah.

quote of the day...and all the other days that i havent updated:
"Yeah that's right you just wait out here, Yoshi...pussy..." -Edgator Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV

Mon, 15 Mar 2004 02:27:12 GMT

im going to kill myself tonight

Sat, 06 Mar 2004 15:59:12 GMT

such a fantastic evening last night.
slept in a little and was half hour late to photo, but it was alright.
got good criticism on my photos.
left really really early.

so much to update about. not gonna do it now though.
quote of the day (really from thursday): "Rae Rae smizells like in a poop butt."

word of the day: "High-Falutin'"

I wish i were a cooper.

Tue, 02 Mar 2004 21:55:54 GMT

"Betwixt". "Philippic". "Sans". Words of the day.

king of queens

Tue, 02 Mar 2004 03:53:50 GMT

in reference to sofia coppola, last night:
"she's by far the hottest weird looking girl ever" -billy/erik
"oh without a doubt she's the hottest weird looking girl" -billy
"whoa...she's wicked weird looking" -billy
"i want to fondle her face" -ross

"live tyler's got a head like 'whoa'" -billy, putting one hand under his chin, and one a foot over his head
"she's got a head like whoa and legs that never quit" -billy

so much. so good. so great.

2 new goals:
-marry sofia coppola
-don't die.

i accomplished another goal today: get 4 piercings in less than 24 hours.

i wanna see J. Seinfeld april 10 in baltimore.

the words of the day are: "Indeed" and "Quite."

Get some sleep tonight

Sun, 29 Feb 2004 19:39:14 GMT

I'm getting a collage of characters tattood on to me. It's gonna rock. Too bad i WONT regret it, cuz now I gotta think of something else for the Tattoo I'm Gonna Regret Party.
I'm getting:
Samus, Link, Ren, Stimpy, Space Ghost, Speed Racer, Invader Zim, Mario, Alucard, Simon Belmont, a ship/car from F-Zero, a metroid, Ryu, Dream (from The Sandman), the hero from Gunstar Heroes, a Tetris piece, Spike from Cowboy Bebop, and i'm currently thinking of others to add.

The word of the day is: "Ganja."

I'm hungry.
I'm at my parents'.
Oscars tonight.
Greg came to hang out last night.
We played lotsa NES and a little SNES.
Wanted to play Contra, didn't.
Three little piggies.
Maynard.
Huff.
Lo.
Behold.
Stood.
Concrete.

i like it

Sun, 29 Feb 2004 05:12:09 GMT

OK. last night was RIDICULOUS!!!
and I wish to crap that i'd not be instilled with anger and rage before doing it! ARGH! but all was still fantastic. ooh.

so in short, the spot on the floor is amazing. and antonio banderas' eye is bleeding. and there are 20 bones in the lamp. and there's a fish being eaten by a bird in my painting. and i hate billy and rae. and i hate life and villa julie. and i should be in NEW YORK! and a little stickery thing is that which controls us all. and we found a new place in the colony. and "life is the death of a trip-time." and then this morning Billy says "Dude last night we totally understood that, and it totally doesnt make any sense! and then he goes "I mean...what the hell's a trip-time!?" and then 1 minute later, after silence, "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!! oooooh..." in pleased demeanor. and billy looked like Krang. The assbrain dude in a glass jar from TMNT! aaah! it was flippin' me out!
and numbers mean nothing.
i dunno. some other crap as well...
and what the hell was up with the spider in Donkey Kong!?
then we all realized: OH MY GOD ! ALL THAT MEANT NOTHING! whew!
hah

new nicknames:
Elijah: Kelijahscope, The Apocalypse
Billy: Idiot, Krang
Rachel: Idiot

FRIIIIIIIIEEEEEEENDSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

Sat, 28 Feb 2004 00:58:37 GMT

Nothing but friends here:

Andrew with a can o' bud light:

Bekah all witchy:

Billy all preppy:

Ed's head, pre-cut:

Ed's head, post-cut:

Just Ed:

Elijah/Isaiah completely blazed:

Me with Selinda, just after she cornrowed me. Terribly funny picture, the pants are bunched up and it looks absolutely SILLY!:

Billy & I outside. We are grown tough guys, and we wear makeup!!! HAHAHA. hilarious. inside joke, sure, but funny...absolutely! and we dont always wear makeup. just when it's funny!:

p.s. on that one: the smoke looks sweeeeeeet.

Billy (quin) & erik (i) in the rafters:

me with half my hair cornrowed:

jessie, looking so much taller than she really is:

quin, selinda, rae, and me on the roof. so gorgeous:

just a head. brother steve's head:

some friend of Ren's named Kate looking HILARIOUS!:

kyle:

linds underwater:

horrible quality scan of the greatest picture ever that Eli took from the ground of Edgator, Selinda, Quin, Rae, and Me on the roof:

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That's about all. I wish I could just decide on one name to call each person haha. I go back and forth too much, so if you don't know all of these folks, you're probably a little confused.

Here's a key. Incomplete, I'm sure:

Rachel = Rae/Ren
Billy = Kill Bill/Quin
Ross = The Tripletts/Rasputin
Elijah = Eli/Isaiah
Me = Erik/Hunter/Brunowski/Madam
Selinda = Selindarella
Bekah = Becker
Andrew = Macomber/Macinfuck
Ed = Edgator/Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV
Matt = Mattie
Lindsay = Lins/Linds/Lin/Lynne
My brother (stephen) = Brother Steve
Kyle = Chuck
Tony (my brother's cat) = Antonio/Christopher Robin/Tizzle/Brandeis University/
Taco/Sharp-Clawed Motherfucker/Bastard/Indy/Indiana/whatever you wanna call him

The Swedish word for "lesbian" is "Lespi" (spelling?...whatever)

Sat, 28 Feb 2004 00:34:41 GMT

Just a reminder: all moods are always randomly chosen, eyes closed. Assholes.

OK...the word of the day, by the way, is: "Dagobah."

Here's some pictures. First off, the little Samus 8-bit sprite from NES Metroid that's now my icon is going to be my choice for the "tattoo I'm going to regret party." And it's going on my wrist. Ooooh!

Secondly, the following image is what I'm going to get as my first tattoo. Not one i'm going to regret. It is the best book of all time, and it means a lot to me. I'm not getting it with any of the background, just Atlas...and in those same colors, but instead of him carrying a box filled with words, he's going to be carrying the world. There currently does not exist an image of exactly that, but I'm going to present the idea to Kyle the tattoo guy in a few days, hopefully monday, and he'll draw it out for me. It's going to go between my shoulder blades. I hope to get it before spring break.

OK. next on the agenda is a poster for one of the greatest goddamn movies of all time, and everyone should go as far out of their way as possible to see it, no matter what it takes...and it should win best Cinematography and Editing at the oscars on sunday! and I'd love it to win Best Screenplay and Director, but i know it won't....

Next comes a picture of such a sexy sexy human being, and one of the coolest too. However, it is quite a shame that I'd be afraid to hook up with her ever considering the history of her roles in films hahahaha. Kill Bill & Battle Royale...yikes, CROTCH STABBIN!

This is just HILARIOUS!! I typed "Annie Hall" in Google image search looking for a poster for the flick, and this is what came up first! hahaha.

Two incredible paintings follow. The first, Monet's "Japanese Bridge" and the second Munch's "Scream".

Here's one of the classic scenes from movie history, most disturbing, and most influencial. BEWARE the Andalusian Dog!

Space Ghost rules the universe! Right up there with Speed Racer (who I have no images of...crap)

Here is a drawing of a stapler:

Notes From Underground

Fri, 27 Feb 2004 18:49:06 GMT

Film - Notes - 2/27/04 Eric Bruno

Exposure
Auto - general reading of available light
Manual = responsible for setting exposure (f-stop)
1) set ASA/ISO
80...106...132...160
- set right before 106
2) press light meter button in center, after facing light meter towards camera from right in front of the subject.
-light meters look like parking meters crossed with bathroom scales

"look father time, i learned to rhyme!"

i cannot stand anything about you. and yet i love you, you know it's true. if i had my way, i'd toss you away, but since you control me, i guess i'll just have to pay, until the day, that i die, until then, it's just you and i, and i will be unhappy, because i just can't stand the way you treat me. so when you want to tell me that you love me, i will believe you and i'll be sorry, and when i find you've been unfaithful, i'll kill myself and make it painful. snorting coke and injecting heroin, cutting myself deep beneath the skin. til finally the pain will subside, and to you i will no longer abide.
i fucking hate you. die.

written by Erik Hunter Brunowski in approximately 3 minutes.
bitch.

-------
Sergei Eisenstein

art -> conflict

the Kuleshov effect

same closeup factor.
superimpose these images over a man's face:
-bowl of soup -> hungry
-dead woman in coffin -> sympathy
-young girl playing with ball -> happiness

eisenstein became concerned with the spectators response.

parallel
dialectical materialism -> basis for marxism, basically
w/
artistic creation
combination of two different types of philosophy: dialectics and materialism.
materialism = matter is essence of reality
matter creates the mind (marx)
art, science, politics, economy-------> material world

"let's buy a dictionary and burn it." - matt
"that seems like a waste of money" -erik
"i got one we can burn" -linds

dialectics --> method of reasoning that aims to understand things concretely in all their movement, change & interconnection w/ their opposite & contrary sides in unity.

thesis
anti-thesis (antithesis)
synthesis

matt giggles briefly in class.
scott: "What? what's so funny? do you want me to like, rip my shirt open?"

shot/shot montage.
montage as being a collision of independent
where the meaning arises in the minds of the audience

relationship between shot and montage
relationship between montage and audience
creative collision of opposites

put any two independent shots together and together they create an all-new meaning.
relationship between filmmaker and shot.

"YELP!" -sam
"Who was that?" -scott
"Sam!" -everyone
"I was poked!" -sam
"Who poked you?" -scott
"communism" -everyone (?)
"communism poked me" -sam
"yes, but communism is the embodiment of marxism, so you have to make that distinction." -scott
(WHAT!!!)

5 types of montage
Metric - based upon absolute length of film strip regardless of what they portray.
-proportionate relationship
Rhythmic - account visual content of frame. pattern of movement within shot.
-used to conflict with metric.
Tonal - movement embraced in wider sense. movement embraces all effects of montage.
general tone of piece.
Overtonal - conflict between metric, rhythmic, tone...parallel overtop of tonal structure.
Intellectual - highly charged sequence to create relationship of larger idea.

sam pekinpah = good director.
-wild bunch
-iron cross
-straw dogs

"Oooh, they sell texas toast here! Next time I shall elect to get my BLT on texas toast and see how weird it is.......WEIRD & DELICIOUS!!!!" -Erik Hunter Brunowski.

"I'm pretty sure you were an accident." -Erik to Nevsky

Fri, 27 Feb 2004 18:47:09 GMT

A song that...
1. Reminds you of an ex-girlfriend: girls gone wild commercials
2. Reminds you of an ex-friend: my cd-case
3. Reminds you of your childhood: dioramas and portraits of lions growling
4. Makes you cry: nothing
5. Makes you laugh: “Hooch” by The Melvins, Shaolin Soccer, The Last Dragon, Cabin Fever, Pancakes!, The Gay Bar, “White the wall white the wall white the wall plaster…”, “CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS”, “We are grown, tough guys, and we wear makeup!”, bike, the Rotten Fruit
6. Makes you wanna dance: DDR, the gay bar (hey!), other crap
7. Reminds you of the one you love: blechidyblockidybloooooooooookgagook
8. Makes you very, very sleepy: black & milds, the English patient
9. You wish you wrote: “Imagine” by John Lennon or “Atlas Shrugged” by whatshername..oh yeah…GOD…oh wait, that’s ironic. And it’s not a song…whatever.
10. You wish had been written for you: “(Let’s Talk) Physical” by The Revolting Cocks (TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK…etc)
11. You wish you could sing well: “Unchained Melody” by The Righteous Brothers
12. You never want to hear again: “milkshake” fucking piece of shit. And “toxic” by spears, brit. Although JOSEPH KAHN IS THE GREATEST MAN ALIVE!!! Eeek, untrue.
13. You want to get married to: “look father time, I learned to rhyme! By erik hunter brunowski
14. You want played at your funeral: “Stigmata” by Ministry
15. Makes you want to mosh/slam dance: Emperor. Children of Bodom. Other forms of Black Metal. Some Death Metal (like Nile or Dying Fetus), Iron Maiden. I hate the term “slam dance”. Audio Rapists (now defunct crappy local band)
16. Sums up your teenage years: hmm. “Fight For Your Right” by Beastie Boys, “I live for Drugs” by My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, “Creep” by Radiohead, “Tom Sawyer” by Rush
17. You used to hate but now like: marvin gaye, Elton john, elvis Costello, billy joel, the righteous brothers, and all that sort of rot. And outkast.
18. You like to wake up to: “Perfect” by The The.
19. You like out of your parent's record collection: Klaus schulz, Pink Floyd, Black Sabbath, Beatles, John Lennon, Led Zeppelin, Bauhaus, Talking Heads, Crosby Stills Nash & Young, The Doors, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, The Beatles, a bunch of it, actually. Most of it, actually.
20. Your parents like out of your collection: hmm…well my mom likes, well…Beethoven, Wagner, Mozart, Bach, Chopin, Gershwin, etc…she also likes Miles Davis, Dizzie Gillespie, John Coltrain, Dave Brubeck, etc. I guess you could say she likes…well none of the rest. My DAD likes: NIN, Manson, Tool, Melvins, Bob Dylan, The Velvet underground, Lou Reed, Rush, The Cure, A Perfect Circle, Radiohead, Faith No More, The Damned, King Crimson, David Bowie, The Clash, Sex Pistols, Iron Maiden, Metallica, Type O Negative, Therion, Opeth, Godhead, and The Grateful Dead…and peter Gabriel.
21. You love that you wouldn't know about if it wasn't for a friend: hmm…well…St. Stephen by the Grateful Dead (if not for my brother), “Imagine” by John Lennon (if not for my father), “Unchained Melody” by The Righteous Brothers if not for my mother.
22. Makes you think of someone who died: “November Rain” by Guns N Roses…”Dead Man’s Curve” by Jan & Dean. “Funeral For A Friend” by Elton John. “Shock The Monkey” by Coal Chamber (RIP Nelson).
23. You love the video more than the tune: that one Bjork video that Spike Jonze directed.
24. Reminds you of your first crush: never had a crush, until like…the absolutely present moment. And no songs remind me of her.
25. You love which is from one of your favorite movies: “Rhapsody in Blue” by George Gershwin (in Manhattan), “Also Sprach Zarathustra” by Richard Strauss (in 2001: A Space Odyssey), “O Sweet Nothin!” by The Velvet Underground (in High Fidelity), “In The Heat Of The Night” by Ray Charles (in In the Heat Of The Night), “Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood” by Santa Esmerelda (in Kill Bill vol. 1)
26. Makes you think of the moon: oh gosh. I crapped my pants.
27. Makes you think of last summer: anything MoTown. And Elvis Costello.
28. Makes you think of being alone: “Homeward Bound” by Simon & Garfunkle
29. Makes you think deeply: probably other Simon & Garfunkle stuff. Maybe “A Simple Desultory Phillipic” (because it makes me struggle to think about who and what all those pop-cultural references are), or “Scarborough Fair” because it’s so beautiful and serene, or “Silent Night” (probably that one) because it makes me think of how screwed up the world is. Or what about “Imagine” by lennon cuz it makes me wish the world were like he imagines and BAFFLES me as to how so few people seem to want it that way!

Where is your...
~ favorite place: Manhattan, New York City
~ toothbrush: my bathroom
~ mother/father: phoenix, maryland
~ computer: on my lap, in film class.
~ mind: Where’s my Mind by the Pixies. That should’ve mentioned above for favorite song in favorite movie (it’s in Fight Club)…but that’s off-topic. My mind is focused on the incredibleness of how scott can associate anything to Marxism.
~ best friend(s): to the left of me. To the right of me. To the front of me. To the rear of me.
~ homework: in the window the left of the one I’m currently writing in. well it’s actually notes.but same thing.
~ tongue: very close to my nose.
~ third grade english teacher: dead. Or in prison. I hope. Maybe even in Pennsylvania.
~ television: in my parents house. Too lazy to move it in to my apartment.
~ most prized possesion: hmmm…I dunno. I have a good bit of them. I’d say my camera and my Macs. I love my tv too, though. And my dvd collection. And my book collection. Perhaps my copy of “Copyright Violation” autographed by Spider Robinson. Once again. I also like some of the videogames I have. The valuable ones are prizes I’d say.
~ nearest bus stop: I don’t even know, actually.
~ penis: ridiculous.

How long does it take you (on average or now) to...
! clean your room: eh.
! get ready to go somewhere: I just go. Who has time to care.
! wash three plates, seven cups, and a fork: I only use disposable.
! Finish watching Homestar Runner: I have no clue what that means.
! fall asleep: eh.
! clean your ears: between 22 seconds and 8 hours.
! Write a lj post: between 5 seconds and an hour.
! pass out from boredom in class: hmm. A while?
! forget what you were thinking of: halfway through every sentence.
! fall for someone: hah
! get really pissed at someone: whatever it takes
! realize this section is over: kill yourself

If you could _______ you would...
@ fly: have accomplished one of my 75 goals
@ sing: do karaoke
@ staple like nobody's business: um….
@ make floral decorations: make floral decorations?
@ drink sulfuric acid: pour a glass of sulfuric acid for me and someone else and when they say “hey that’s dangerous, isn’t it? Isn’t that like…acid?” I’d say “no, it’s just soda. Nothing to worry about. It’s a new flavor, try it out!” and then I’d drink it and be fine, then he’d drink it and die cuz I TRICKED HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and I’d be sure to tell him it was “Jesus Juice” at some point.
@ dance like John Travolta: dance
@ be president: resign
@ travel in time: go hang out with adam smith, charles Darwin, john lennon, ayn rand, etc….pick their brains. Oh, and I’d nab The Notorious Guy Shubert. Cuz that fucker is destined to kill my great great great great great granddaughter, after raping her in the year 2188.
@ do anything you wanted: probably just sit on my ass all day and have visitors. Really cool visitors. And talk to them.
@ rule the world: fix all the wrongs. End tribalism.
@ have a sex change: be a lesbian
@ build full size castles out of Legos: build castles, then crush them. Repeat.

If you made a ______ you'd call it...
# video game: CRABS
# language: Freedonian
# country album: Dead Man
# clothing line: Nudity Is Free
# gas station: Sheetz (even though it’s already taken)
# religion: I don’t believe in religion.
# famous person: hmm…I’d have to say..he’d be called…Vitaly Emerson Bruno. Because it’s the name of a famous Italian guy to be. Hmmmm. Makes no sense to me.
# talk show: Talk To Me
# Nation: Freedonia
# book: “Life: The Trip Of A Death-Time.”

List the following...
3 most important inventions...
- the internet
- film (cameras & projectors, as well)
- basketball

7 Best actors/actresses...
- Toshiro Mifune, Marcello Mastroiani, John Turturro, Peter Sellers, Clint Eastwood, Max Von Sydow, Robin Williams

5 biggest turning points in your life:
- going to Calvert Hall
- Graduating from Calvert Hall
- Getting a driver’s license
- Seeing American Beauty
- Reading Slaughterhouse-5 // hearing Imagine by John Lennon // and talking to my dad about Philosophical things and Ayn Rand and religion and politics and the flaws with all of it and the world.

4 things that you want to tell someone but can't:
- I tell everybody everything I feel or want to say.
-
For ten million dollars would you...
% Have every time you wash your hands on national TV for the rest of your life: yes
% Eat goldfish, bananas, pig eyes, and pillows blended together with a French man: obviously yes
% Go to bed right now: yep
% Rape Barney: with a spiked ball bat: sure
% Walk across the U.S.: yeah
% Let a fat man sit on your face: only if he has pants on. And only if he doesn’t kill me. And only if it’s for…under an hour.
% Change religions: nope. I’d pretend to not be an atheist. But I’ll always be one.
% Cut off your hand: nope
% Walk around naked for a day: yeah
% Get arrested: only if it wasn’t for life
% marry someone you didn't love: sure. There’s always divorce.

Random Questions...
^ What came first, the chicken or the egg: ridiculous.
^ here’s the real question: what came first, the pickle or the pickle juice?
^ Who was the last person to do something no one has ever done before to you: selinda.
^ What did they do: …everything that is wrong and unholy (hahaha. Just kidding). But a whole lot of interestingly weird stuff. O wait…she just gave me cornrows.
^ Why did the chicken cross the road: he didnt
^ Would you ever consider worshipping a yak: nope
^ If an earthquake were to destroy your city when you're out of town, how would you react: I’d be upset mainly at the loss of all of my consumer-purchased material possessions.
^ What's life for: dying.
^ If you could change your birthday to another date, what would you make it: sometime before 1981 so I could already be done with college and school and that forever. No more.
^ If an acupuncturist left a needle in you, what would you do: pull it out.
^ What is the best thing to use to freshen your breath: small Japanese children.
^ How many times have you lied in the past week: none.
^ When was the last time you took a survey: 1 year ago.
^ If you were given $43890, how would you use it: a Harley-Davidson 100th Anniversary FLSTC/FLSTCI Heritage Softail Classic in two-tone sterling silver & vivid black. Buy dvd’s and tattoo’s with the remaining money.
^ Favorite friend(s): fuck that.

A Random Emotion

Fri, 27 Feb 2004 02:16:52 GMT

Let's see...there's so much to post from the other night that I didn't even remember happening. But I watched some home movies that Rae Rae made and it's quite evident that it did, indeed, all occur.

Number 1, I can't remember if I already mentioned this, but me and Quin succeeded in accomplishing one of my goals: steal religious statue that weighs over 20 lbs. It weighs like 60 lbs. Rock on.

Ok...then there's the video of me, Quin, and The Triplets chanting at the top of lungs, screamo, "WE ARE GROWN, STRONG GUYS...AND WE WEAR MAKEUP!" it was HILARIOUS!!
Then there was me in Rae's kitchen, completely bottomless (?) continously talking about how i'm gonna give so and so money (untrue) and how if there was heroin here, I'd DO IT ALL!!!! hahaha.
I dunno, man.

And the quote of that day, so I guess today too...or whatever...oh, and also, just so you know, if there ends up being no quote one day, and many quotes another day, just attribute the many from one day to the none of another day, and it should all balance out. Who's counting.

Anyhow, that quote is: "WE JUST STOLE THE SHIT OUTTA THAT STATUE!" -Quin

Zork

Thu, 26 Feb 2004 07:25:21 GMT

I don't think that the jewel-encrusted egg would agree with you.

You must supply an indirect object.

I can't reach the quantity of water.

It is pitch dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

I've known strange people, but attacking a lurking grue!?

Not even a human fly could get up it.

Take ice.
-Not a prayer.

Fuck off.
-You ought to be ashamed of yourself!

Fuck you!
-Oh, dear, such language from a supposedly winning adventurer!

Hold me.
-How romantic.

What should I do with the lurking grue?

The grue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the
earth. Its favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable
appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No grue has ever been
seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws
to tell the tale.

I doubt you can rhyme with "hat."
-I don't understand that.
DAMN YOU!!

There is an extremely valuable (perhaps original) grail here.

The prayer is inscribed in an ancient script which is hardly
remembered these days, much less understood. What little of it can
be made out seems to be a diatribe against small insects, absent-
mindedness, and the picking up and dropping of small objects. The
final verse seems to consign trespassers to the land of the
dead. All evidence indicates that the beliefs of the ancient
Zorkers were obscure indeed.

Commandment #12592
Oh ye who go about saying unto each other: "Hello sailor":
Dost thou know the magnitude of thy sin before the gods?
Yea, verily, thou shalt be ground between two stones.
Shall the angry gods cast thy body into the whirlpool?
Surely, thy eye shall be put out with a sharp stick!
Even unto the ends of the earth shalt thou wander and
unto the land of the dead shalt thou be sent at last.
Surely thou shalt repent of thy cunning.

Light candles.
-With what?
Light candles with a quantity of water.
-With a quantity of water!?

Ring bell.
-Ding, dong.

How can you attack a spirit with material objects?

Take mirror.
-Nobody but a greedy surgeon would allow you to attempt that trick.

Look at mirror.
-There is an ugly person staring at you.

Thu, 26 Feb 2004 06:30:22 GMT

http://multimedia.badmovies.org/moviesi/dwutang1.mpg

Where do I drop my palace at? Anywheres?

Thu, 26 Feb 2004 06:28:45 GMT

Passion of the Christ.
Amazing.
Ed had ashes on his forehead when we went to see it.
That was funny.

S. The letter S.

Warhammer.

Yeah.

So many quotes for the quote of the day. So for today there is no quote of the day. Just a bunch of good quotes in general:

"Licensed by Nintendo. Nigga." -Brother Steve
"I doubt that beer can lick anything" -I don't remember, but maybe Billy or Rachel. If not, then I said it.
"One Ho-Ho is an HC. A hick, if you will." -Collaboration between me & ed.
"Hey, Stephen, you get that damn thing castrated yet?" -Pop to Brother Steve, about Brandeis University (the cat)
"I used to get the ashes and what not on my forehead, you know, when i was a little kid, but when I got older I gave it up for lent." -Pop
"Dammit...I just lit my movie list on fire." -Brother Steve
"Bangin' up high the handle, homey beef." -White Men Can't Jump for Atari Jaguar
"Down street on the flip flop, time pants." -White Men Can't Jump for Atari Jaguar
"Jesus Christ" -The top of every urinal at The Senator
"What are they waiting on, the second coming?" -Pop, in reference to how the movie was starting late.

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Conversation of the day: The Back-Back conversation between me, brother steve, ed, mattie, and pop.

Word of the day: "Mustacheoed"

And now, folks...for the quote of the MILLENNIUM!!!!!!

"The wall white the wall white the wall plaster" -"J" by Mindless Self Indulgence (funnier if you HEAR IT!!!)